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Rooster’s in the henhouse with his feather’s all mussed
the hay-barn is burning and the milk’s gone sour
It’s harvesting time but the whole crop’s a bust
And that’s the third thunderstrike I’ve heard in the past half-hour
Been up for three days in a drippin cold-sweat
I called for a doctor and they sent me a vet
I’m losing my livelihood along with a bet
and I ain’t even had my coffee yet
the ship’s hit an ice-berg and the radio’s down
the captain’s in the crow’s nest trying to get drunk
Nero’s somewhere fiddling, and we’re all gonna drown
somebody send an S.O.S.—we’re sunk!
Throw out your preservers, cast wide your net
We gonna need all the mother-lovin luck that we can get
We’re in the middle of nowhere, and I’m all wet—
And I ain’t even had my coffee yet
Private detective’s in his best disguise
He’s already taken a few incriminating photographs
He’s got the evidence to prove whatever the defendant denies
He caught the guy with his secretary, takin a bath
A lady pulls up in her ex-husband’s corvette
As the private I.’s lighting his last cigarette
She asks if it’s done—he says, “We’re all set—
And I ain’t even had my coffee yet”
Productivity’s down, and the factory’s pinched
Management doesn’t know what to do
The union fellas won’t surrender an inch
And the strike ain’t nowhere near being through
The thing to remember is that no-one forgets
If it’s a do-or-die matter, I say “Let’s!”
Every time I answer the phone, it’s a brand new threat
And I ain’t even had my coffee yet
Alarm clock went off first thing in the morning
Didn’t even get the paper before I heard the news
Neighbors were outside in their bathrobes quarreling
Election’s over and half the nation’s singing the blues
Sweep the confetti from your TV sets
Better call up your friends and forgive them their debts
The sun’s barely up, I’m full of regrets—
And I ain’t even had my coffee yet
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Like That
06:16
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The way that an amputee misses his limb
After the doctor has sawn it from him
Leaving him only the scar of his skin
With which he must try to adapt
Or the way that an arrow that’s aimed at the heart
Of some would-be lover alone in the dark
Can near and so narrowly still miss the mark
Hitting some bystander’s back
Or the way that a jury can believe what it wants having just received all of the facts
I miss you—I miss you—I miss you—like that
The way that a baby cries for the breast
Of the woman who maybe has sins to confess
Whose feeling her worst when she’s doing her best
For whom smiling’s part of the act
Or the way that a shipwreck wants to be saved
From his raft on the water where he’s drifted for days
Where he can still get a signal on his radio wave
But cannot explain where he’s at
Or the way that a mackerel still goes for the hook, even knowing that it’s just a trap
I want you—I want you—I want you—like that
The way that a parachute needs to unfold
As soon as the cord is reached for and pulled
Without which there’d be nothing else to grab hold
And no time for you to react
Or the way that a candleflame requires a wick
That isn’t too slender and isn’t too thick
If the flame isn’t going to burn out too quick
Leaving only a puddle of wax
Or the way that an inntertube needs to be patched, or replaced when the wheel has gone flat
I need you—I need you—I need you—Like that
The way that a meteor dies in its birth
Destroying itself in its fall to the earth
Whose cinder is studied, given value and worth
According to what’s left in tact
Or the way that a fine wine never expires
The way satisfaction never desires
The way I’m perpetually caught in the wires
Like some circus ring acrobat
Or the way that an answer can be extremely precise without being at all exact
I love you—I love you—I love you—like that
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Your heart is set on leaving me—What am I supposed to say?
So long, I guess the pleasure’s all been mine
There’s no sense in deceiving me—it hurts, but I’ll be okay
Wounds have a way of healing, in good time
I spose I should be thanking you, for at least giving me a try
I know that a good man is hard to find
Tell me that you’re going now, but don’t let’s say goodbye
Just in case you ever change your mind—
I wouldn’t want to influence—your sterling wherewithal
Nobody knows you better than yourself
I wouldn’t know just what to do with a splintered crystal ball
But what good’s it doing resting on your shelf?
You were burning in your eagerness, too confident to fail
And yet the humor in the gloom you couldn’t find
So I’ll put my house in order and blaze you out a trail
Just in case you ever change your mind
Sometimes, when it begins to rain, I think of how we met
You called me by some name that wasn’t mine
and then, as you explained to me that you meant no disrespect
you hinted that perhaps it was a sign—
It seems like only yesterday, I remember it so clear
It felt as though the planets had aligned
Well, Fare thee well, and take good care; if you need me, I’ll be here—
Just in case you ever change your mind
The gavel’s fell like pistol shots, the jury has come in
At some verdict it’s presumed they have arrived
But nevermind the circumstance; we both know where we’ve been
Our love was just some trial we survived
With the option to be merciful, you clung on to your grudge
You said I was too rude, too unrefined
A wiser man than I once said “Don’t be so quick to judge,
just in case you ever change your mind—”
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I done some things in my day that let me just say were a little less than easy to do
I been hard-pressed and hard-up on a hard-road with hard-luck, been hard-hearted one time or two
Troubles, trials, tribulations, tragedies I’ve had me a few
But the hardest thing I ever done was easier’n lovin you
I believe I broke the record for the longest second-look
I’d have to check again, though, to see if it’s still in the Guinness book
The feat may sound incredible to some, but to me it ain’t nothing new
Cause the hardest thing I ever done was easier’n lovin you
You got a way about you babe, that just don’t know when to quit
You joined up on the losing side but defeat you just can’t admit
I chose to do without them when fate offered me her jewels
I ate from the tree of knowledge knowing full well it was against the rules
I was sentenced to hard labor and now my freedom’s overdue
But the hardest thing I ever done was easier’n loving you
I resisted false temptation when it advertised its bliss
I beat the devil at his own board-game in the wide open wilderness
I lashed myself upon the mainmast so I could hear the sirens coo
But the hardest thing I ever done was easier’n lovin you
You got a way about you babe, you just don’t know when you’re wrong
I tell you to let go of me but you just keep on hanging on—
I made wings of wax and feathers and I flapped em towards the sun
when I was still ascending the heat went ahead and melted em
as deep into the sea I sank as high above the world I flew
but the hardest thing I ever done was easier’n lovin you
I climbed up Jacob’s ladder just to see what I could see
I went down into the underworld to try to set my spirit free
I held the world upon my shoulders just so Atlas could use the loo
But the hardest thing I ever done was eaiser’n lovin you
I ain’t sayin I don’t love you, or that you ain’t worth no regard
All I’m trine to tell you babe is that sometimes lovin you is hard—
I fought the famous hydra with nothing but a pocket knife
If it hadn’t been such slow going I might’ve gone and lost my life
For every head that I cut off, in its place three more grew
But the hardest thing I ever done was easier’n lovin you
Now I’ve heard that love is patient, and I’ve heard that love is kind
I’ve heard that love hopes and bears all things; I’ve even heard that love is blind—
But when weighed in my own experience, I know this much is true:
the hardest thing I ever done was easier’n lovin you
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Sticks and Stones
07:08
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before the panelist of scientists / I stood defending poetry
Reciting words I’d overheard / From a magician doing sorcery
falling short of proof in court / I surrendered to His Majesty
When the jester laughed, I removed his hat / As he praised me my humility
the case dismissed from consciousness / I resumed my daily alchemy
Sticks and stones may break your bones / But words—can change your destiny
As battles raged—a squire’s page / Was charged with this delivery:
To spread the news his side would lose / Without help supplied immediately
On his master’s horse he wound a course / Beyond his country’s boundary
And story goes, he took to prose / And now he writes tales for posterity
What became of the page’s name / To this day remains a mystery
Sticks and stones may break your bones / But words—can alter history
Wind and fog and somewhere, God, / At the beginning of eternity,
commandingly said, “Let there be…” / And each question became a certainty
And there was light to pierce the night / Where darkness filled each cavity
An unseen jaw dispensing law / For motion and for gravity—
And life commenced impermanence / While Death dealt with the converse
Sticks and stones may break your bones / But words—can build a universe
In days of youth I longed for truth / About love especially, I was curious
But what I know now of Love’s know-how / I only learned through inexperience
Foolish tries and compromise / Convinced me love was just a hindrance
More than to win her, what I should prefer / Is to forget or return to ignorance
“He’s mad!” you’ll say, “to feel this way—” / And I’d agree with you, regrettably
Sticks and stones can break your bones / But words—can wound a man, irreparably
I did my best and knew success / It seemed a painless interlude
Between two wars in which the scores / Had been irrevocably misconstrued
Once the ghosts resumed their posts / In the countries of their summoning
I spent what I’d made in the king’s parade / And departed to my homecoming
The bridges crossed, my papers were lost, tho I wouldn’t say I lack them currently
Sticks and stones can break your bones / But words—are like a currency
When asked to play, I said okay / Tho in preparing, I was meticulous
And before I’d sung, the bell had rung / And I’d been announced ridiculous
And for my prize I was ostracized / And was made to sign a covenant
but once I had, I didn’t feel so bad / to entertain them would have been a punishment
And now I’ve chewed on solitude / So long it tastes like venison
Sticks and stones may break your bones / But words—can be a medicine
did a so-called crime and I paid my time / Tho the offense was considered minimal
When I got released, I thought, “I’m free, at least…” / But folks still took me for a criminal
I tried and tried my past to hide / Thought I’d escape from it eventually
But people talked and my way was blocked / Now I’m back at the penitentiary
My freedom earned, my lesson learned / I’ll tell you what now, society—
That sticks and stones may break your bones / But words—shape reality
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The D.A.’s on the front porch / with the landlord behind him
Eviction notice / has been nailed to the door
Their knocking and pounding / disrupts someone calling:
“With what can I bargain when I am so poor?”
They go in and come out / dragging a person
Old man in a bathrobe / half-naked and crine
D.A. says “I’m sorry” / but he says it smiling—
“Each man’s got his labor / and don’t I got mine?”
You can call it your labor to ease your conscience
Call it your duty if it’ll help you sleep tight
Call it your career if you can’t tell the difference
But callin it your job, boss—won’t make it right
The warden’s a bastard / he’s a stickler for details
Heaven have mercy / when he makes his patrol
If he finds so much as / a sheet that’s been wrinkled
You can bet that you’ll all spend / a night in the hole
He says that he loves us / there’s no need to fear him
He’d prefer we reserve all / our fear for his God
But I fear whoever / does evil so easily
And thinks that he’s only / doing a job
Chorus
The police have shown up / in outrageous numbers
Armed in their helmets / with their nightsticks and shields
The protesters marching / are righteously singing
“we haven’t come this far / to turn back or yield”
They bring out a firehose / and turn it upon us
Transforming the marchers / into some kind of mob
Who is it you officers / swore to defend and protect?
When you put on your uniform / and made this your job?
chorus
The army recruiters / are down on the corner
They’re telling young kids bout / the splendors of war
They’re showing their medals / and telling their stories
I’d just like to ask them / what they’re fighting for
Some fight cause they have to / cause they’re under fire
Cause they’re being bullied / and they don’t get a say
But some think it’s their duty / some think it’s the right thing
To blindly take orders / and collect your pay (the American Way)
Chorus
The judge in his tower / is looking down meanly
He’s raising his gavel / and drawing his breath
He announces the sentence / he does it routinely
“You’ve been proven guilty / and your penalty’s death”
He won’t say he’s sorry / he hasn’t got pity
“Whatever you done, now, that’s between you and God,”
When he arrives home, the judge will sleep soundly
Assuring himself he’s just doing his job
chorus
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In 1492 Chris Columbus and his crew
Discovered folks a living in some islands to the west
He promised to be kind, but he went and changed his mind
Made most of them his slaves and put the rest of em to death
If I didn’t know any better I’d suppose
Perhaps the terms of his agreement wasn’t heard, heard, heard
But it’s a getting late—how long you wanna wait
For you admit that the promise was just words, words, words?
In 1838 Andrew Jackson did create
A paper sayin that the natives would receive their promised land
Made a reservation zone, drove em into Oklahome
Leaving Cherokee and chocktaw blood in the Mississippi sand
If I didn’t know any better I’d suppose
That the lyin simply couldn’t have endured, -dured, -dured
But it’s a getting late—how long you wanna wait
For you admit that the promise was just words, words, words?
In 1864—trine to end the civil war
Mr. Lincoln signed a paper sayin all slaves would be free
Soon as he let em go—in came the Old Jim Crow
And the rest, I’m sure you know, is US history
If I didn’t know any better, I’d suppose
That the promise has only been deferred –ferred –ferred
But it’s a getting late—how long you wanna wait
Fore you admit that a promise is just words, words, words
In August ’45—trine to keep his own alive
Harry Truman told the Japanese, “this fighting’s gotta stop,”
Any more lives bein spent, he said he would try to prevent—
Then he loaded up his atom bombs, said “Fellas, let em drop—”
If I didn’t know—any better I’d suppose
That the promise was always bein urged, urged, urged
But it’s a getting late, how long you wanna wait
Fore you admit that the promise was just words, words, words?
In 1954, in a case called Brown v. Board
The Supreme Court said that public schools must integrate their kids
They took their time, of course, with getting it enforced
And fore anything could happen, it was like nothing ever did
If I didn’t know any better I’d suppose
That the ruling sounded too good to’ve occurred, -curred, -curred
But it’s getting late, how long you gonna wait
For you admit that the promise was just words, words, words?
In 1964, hungry for another war,
Lyndon Johnson said a US ship had been hit by Viet Cong
And though it was a lie, he still sent troops to die
In the name of keeping communism out of Vietnam
If I didn’t know any better I’d suppose
That what ain’t democratic ain’t preferred, -ferred, -ferred
But it’s a getting late, how long you wanna wait
For you admit that democracy’s a word, word, word
In 1982 Ronald Regan, tride and true,
Said he’d increased public safety and on crime he waged a war
For him, tho, being safe—had to do with class and race—
Most of the folks he rounded up were young and black and poor
If I didn’t know any better I’d suppose
That the promise aimed to keep us all secured, -cured, -cured
But it’s a getting late, how long you gonna wait
For you admit that the promise was just words, words, words?
In 1992 the war on crime and drugs just grew
Mr. Clinton said he had a plan and it would be unfurled
He built prisons left and right, filled em practically overnight
Now the US has more prisoners than any nation in the world
If I didn’t know—any better I’d suppose
That the lockdown was a bad dream that emerged, merged, merged
But it’s a getting late, how long you wanna wait
For you admit that the promise was just words, words, words?
In 2001, weapons of mass destruction
Was the reason Mr. Bush supplied to re-invade Iraq
The nukes were never found, but the country was torn down
and US oil prices were a little lower after that
If I didn’t know any better I’d suppose
That the promise didn’t sound quite so absurd, -surd, -surd
But it’s a getting late, how long you wanna wait
For you admit that the promise was just words, words, words?
Now this song could go on, and on and on and on
The lies my leaders told me are too numerous to name
But I’m a getting tired, my patience is expired
As we move into the future, the song will be the same
If I didn’t know any better I’d suppose
That a government, in all things, should be just, just, just
But it’s a getting late, how long you wanna wait
For you admit if it’ll be just it’ll have to be up to us?
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Yes, there’s a storm a comin, it’s on the Times front page
With a black and white photo of some kind of giant tidal wave
On account of how everybody’s gone ahead and behaved
The street preacher’s wound-up, screaming none will be saved
“By the pharaoh’s order,” cries the fouled referee,
“There’s a new law round here says that the curfew will be
From ten in the morning til quarter past three
Anybody outside after that’s gonna haveta answer to me!”
you better get your name cleared, Bluebeard, fore they make you walk the plank
Better call off your watchdogs, General, fore they all pull rank
You better get your children, Mama, bow your head and give thanks
You better grow your hair long, Samson—you gonna need your strength
You’re tween a rock and a hardplace they’re still trying to construct
When the bombs fall, Know-It-All, you better have the good sense to duck
At the rodeo, John Doe, keep your seat on that truck
and bring along your timepiece, Maurice, you gonna need some luck
well everyone’s getting bored, but I’ve already had me a few
Better take a knee, Bruce Lee, if you need something to do
It’s a sure-thing, Sherlock, but you ain’t got a clue
Aw, get out of here, Shakespeare—nobody asked you
Chorus
Jumpin Jupiter, Lucifer, what’s become of your pride?
Didn’t anybody tell you that the sooth-sayer lied?
For a sheckel, Dr. Jeckyll, we can go for a ride
I’ll show you someplace remote where you can lay low and hide
Now I’m no Houdini and I’m no Jesse James
But you’re gonna need brass keys, Ulysses, to get out of them chains
You better smell the roses, Moses, and talk some sense to these brains
Otherwise all of your guys is gonna wind up changing their trains
Chorus
Grow your hair long, Samson—til it’s down to your knees
Grow your hair long, Samson—til it’s long as you please
Grow your hair long, Samson—til it’s at full-length
Grow your hair long, Samson—you gonna need your strength
The doctor’s in the dentist’s chair, his tooth’s getting pulled—
Your wienereimer, Oppenheimer, has come down with a cold
I tried calling the police, the operator put me on hold
I can see your cards, Beauregard, if I were you I would fold
The captain’s gone AWOL on some binocular tour
With a lady in sales he met at the marine supply store
When the saloonkeeper’s drunk he’ll give everyone a free pour
But you better get it while you can fore he ain’t drunk anymore
Chorus
Fare thee well, Rafael, I guess you done pretty good
They did their best to imitate you, but none of them could
Ahab took a stab and saw what was under the hood
Then he tried to say it in English—no one understood
Goldilocks needs help, she’s got her hand caught in the hive
You better be heartfelt, Mrs. Roosevelt, when you write those boys’ wives
You gonna need an editor, Senator, to keep talking that jive
It’s neither heroes nor villians, it’s just the lucky survive
Chorus
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Why, Mama?
07:52
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Who, mama, who is that great giant yonder
Who stands twenty times taller than any tree?
My child, my child, yonder’s America
They call her the Statue of Liberty
What, mama, what is that big giant tower
That starts on the ground and disappears in the air?
My child, my child, that’s just a skyscraper
You’ll probably be seeing them round here everywhere
What, mama, what is that long silver bullet
That’s snaking around on that bridge up above
My child, my child, that’s only the subway
We’ll be riding on that train soon enough
Where, mama, where did you say we were going?
How long must we wait in this subway station?
My child, my child, we’re heading to Manhattan
To the US Office of Immigration
Who, mama, who is that ragged man sleeping
There on the curb, who’s just skin and bone?
My child, my child, it’s only a hobo
Don’t point your finger, just leave him alone
Who, mama, who is that finely dressed person
Who’s fat as a king, and only short of a crown
My child, my child, that’s a rich, wealthy banker
Get out of his way or he’ll mow you right down
Why, mama, why are some people so hungry
Meanwhile there’s others that look rich in their clothes?
My child, my child, I don’t know the reason
I don’t have an answer, God only knows
Who, mama, who is that man with the night-stick
And why is that other man being beaten by him?
My child, my child, that’s only the police
In America they arrest you for having dark skin
Where, mama, where, mama—where will they take him?
will they take him to a doctor to treat his wounds and his sores?
My child, my child, they’re taking him to prison
In America that’s what they do with their poor
Ain’t mama, ain’t, mama—ain’t this a free country?
Aren’t people here given value and worth?
My child, my child—it’s only for some folks—
There’s more prisoners here than anyplace on the earth
Why, mama, why, mama—why did we come here?
What in the world did we leave our home for?
My child, my child—it just wasn’t safe there
Our country’s is facing genocide and war
Here mama, here mama, here is the building
I will wait for you here, steadfast and strong
My child, my child, I’ll just be a minute
I will go and come back—it shouldn’t take long
Why mama, why, mama—why are you crying?
Where did they tell you that we may reside?
My child, my child, they gave me no answer
But that our request to live here has been denied
Why, mama, why can’t we live in America?
Are there too many people? Is there not enough land?
My child, my child, it’s the people in charge here
They hate and they fear what they don’t understand
When, mama, when will we be accepted?
When will this hatred be brought to a close?
My child, my child—I don’t have an answer
I don’t have an answer, God only knows
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You Puttem All To Shame
06:31
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You crossed a black cat’s path / when you encountered me
Somebody should have said / this here was a carnival
The only way out again’s / back through the livingroom
Which you were just driven from / on account of your destiny
You, with your vacant heart / throwing your weight around
Just like you owned the joint / or like you knew someone
Making your crass remarks / into their fold-out smiles
As all of their watches chimed / and somewhere a sailor drowned
Tears like a jet-streamed sky / raking your made-up face
I caught a glimpse of you / inside the hallway meer
You looked like a vagabond / you looked like a stolen wife
Or what is the word for it? / you looked simply out of place
And as the hostess rose / shouting her lover’s name
Crying for ornaments / and for a tablecloth
I saw how you fell apart / then gathered up yourself
You puttem all to shame, you puttem all to shame
II
Just as the matador / flung off his captain’s cape
in preparation for / some kind of ritual
the astronaut cleared his throat / as if he would make a toast
then he restrained himself / with a whole roll of plumber’s tape
“I don’t care what the bible says,” / shouted the bathroom stall
addressing the minister / distributing sacraments
Out of a purse he stole / out of the parsonage
Pardoning pilferage / at no extra charge at all
Back at the ranch meanwhile / nobody’d moved a bone
The sheriff was flinging cards / into a hangman’s noose
The deputy watched a fly / buzzin around the room
Drew back the velvet drapes / looked out at a parking cone
A fat lady stood and belched / saluted the flag and sang:
Somewhere a child is born / somewhere a child dies
Nobody looks at you / they don’t think you’re beautiful
But you puttem all to shame / you puttem all to shame
You puttem all to shame, just like a needle plunging into a vein
That carries the antidote that’s full of the cure from the heart to the brain
You puttem all to shame—
III
Lord Alfred makes his rounds / handing out red balloons
Asking for tickets, please / saying Please Watch Your Step
Producing a handkerchief / dripping with turpentine
Peddling silverware / and stopping to smell the fumes
The emperor’s crown’s been caught / over the mantelpiece
A bystander claimed it was / made out of mistletoe
Lonely men gathered round / waiting for girls to come
The pianist blew trombone / his requiem masterpiece
The sofa is filling up / like it was a safety boat
With politician’s wives / and the offspring of janitors
There was a pack of dogs / I think they were Sherlock Holmes’
Charging the drawbridge doors / molesting an overcoat
And you in your pleated skirt / looking so torn apart
How did your hair get wet? / it’s not even raining out
I could have kissed you then / you would have hated me
You puttem all to shame, you puttem all to shame
IV
Up at the podium / the weatherman prophesies
all bets are off this year / blaming technology
The postman has been delayed / due to the hurricane
Just then some legs walked in / in search of a centipede
the judge entered, wig-and-all / some people stood and cheered
others threw fruit at him / others forget-me-nots
his gavel was in his hand / his sword hanging by his side
his breath smelled of bubblegum / bacon grease in his beard
and people have asked before / what is it I see in you
I always respond to them / well isn’t it obvious?
You held a parasol / under a chandelier
You lit your cigarette / in the coals of a barbecue
It was your corkscrew gaze / meeting my tailspin frame
that was the moment when / I knew you were the one
they were the best of theirs / you were no match for them
you put em all to shame / you puttem all to shame
you puttem all to shame, just like a lost child that nobody claims
whose manifest radiance is offered to everyone and then goes down the drain
V
serpentine pedagogues / brandishing chilled vermouth
using their intellects / as if they were hand-grenades
Sodom is burning down / there’s firetrucks everywhere
And Socrates’ dies tonight / for trying to corrupt the youth
head like a pile of rocks / face like a punching-bag
nobody thinks I’m cute / narcissus vainly wines
he asks the river who / is fairest of them all?
the one with the stupid hat / that looks like a launching-pad
Mathematicians trade / stories with psychopaths
About what is possible / in the grand scheme of things
The psychopath wants to know / whether it’s feasible
The metaphysicians claim / it really just basic math
Eventually you’re convinced / Chess is a bachelor’s game
The neighbors are victims of / suburban piracy
Going from door to door / Showing their business-cards
You puttem all to shame / you puttem all to shame
VI
you move through the marketplace / like you was a stranger there
taking a hold of things / asking how much is this?
If a wheelbarrow full of cash / is the price of a loaf of bread
What will you pay to me / to relinquish my rockingchair?
Or cut to the figurines / dancing in silhouette
one dressed in corduroys / one in a diamond suit
the princess of India / in the arms of a scalawag
whose playing the fool tonight / trying to pirouette
Down in the lower depths / beneath the catacombs
Echoes of subway trains / hurtling overhead
The hands of a claustrophobe / touching the hands of God
Wound up in heavy chains / reaching for help and home
Robin Hood checks his gauge / flawlessly changes lanes
Everyone beeps at him / tells him where he can go
From his perspective though / these are just bumper cars
You puttem all to shame / you puttem all to shame
VII
I watched you donning masks / out in the alleyways
Practicing tones of voice / under a crescent moon
You were the mermaid queen / tossing a skipping stone
Into a sea of sand / a valley of microwaves
Someone was guiding me / they must’ve got lost, I guess
Out in the wilderness / look at that burning bush
I heard what sounded like / a wandering pack of wolves
pathetically fingernailed / clawing a dead-man’s chest
Next time I pass this way / better have your eyes peeled
Stuck in their sockets like / they was a pair of bulbs
I’ll be in desperate straits / I’ll be insane with grief
Dragging a tire-swing / out of a potter’s field
somebody threw himself / off the midnight Express
they said it was suicide / it was indisputable
nobody knew him though / he claimed to be everyone
you puttem all to shame / you puttem all to shame
VIII
the referee’s missing tooth / turned up in a boxingglove
that was inside the wedding-cake / they sent to the funeral
the one that read: Warmst Regards / From All of Us Back Home
depicting a concubine / dispensing a mother’s love
and as the warden waits / examining old brochures
that advertised Michigan / that spoke of an afterlife
the inmates are at their bars / releasing their mourning doves
that’re seen from the passing bus / offering city-tours
Mother Teresa writes / in an old-fashioned style
An overdue letter to / a boyfriend across the sea
Enclosing a photograph / in which she is posing nude
Saying, Next time you come / why don’t you stay awhile?
And here’s Satan’s latest prize / the one with the swollen brain
Riding the chariot / into the stadium’s mouth
What are you waiting for? / who are you hiding from?
you puttem all to shame / you puttem all to shame
IX
the inferno calmly climbs / up on a bail of hay
Inviting martyrdom / down from its pedestal
the difference tween them and you’s / same as the difference tween
a woman that’s made of flesh / and one that’s just made of clay
You came down the spiral stair / the way I’ve seen waterfall
Or like a shooting star / or like sinking hope
you had your hat on square / all perpendicular
you spoke in pentameter / like some kind of know it all
suddenly here we are / inside the final ring
Here at the empty room / here at the final hour
Traitors are telling lies / trying to avoid the blame
Elderly couples sit / fondly remembering
I wrote, “Dear Beatrice,” / like I had forgot your name
Composing my epitaph / using a ball-point pen
and for the hundredth time / inside a half-an-hour
you puttem all to shame / you puttem all to shame
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Sam Steffen Boise, Idaho
Sam Steffen is a Pennsylvania-bred, Boise-based singer-songwriter whose songs are the torch-wood for a new generation of folk music that has learned from the best stuff in the tradition and aims in spite of everything to keep the human spirit alive and kicking. A versatile musician and skilled finger-picker, Sam is at heart a story-teller, and a prolific one. ... more
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